Got to wear my new Porsche Suit from Slick It Up this past Saturday for VML’s Tight n’ Shiny night. Who knew a growing gorilla could drive a Porsche so well? 😜💪🐶
Quick rinse before shakin it at @theseattleeaglebar tonight for the Playhouse Underwear Party. It’s gonna be PACKED, and I’m gonna be PACKING! 😜 SEE YOU THERE!! 😈💪🐶
Been AWOL here since IML, I know. Don’t worry, still hitting the gym, still wearing comfy underwear, still hiding bulges and boners from the cold, unfeeling eyes of censorship. Y’know, the usual. Happy Pride! 🏳️🌈💪🐶